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08-01-2010, 07:38 AM
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spaghetti in a tin is indeed the devil, and it's about as tasty as cardboard. score!
good man! douchbaggery also occured in oslo town last night. i totally fell in love with this one barmaid (tall, thin, real purdy, sadly no tits  ) who started pouring the laphroaig when i approached the bar - i was wearing my laphroaig t-shirt btw. it was ever so romantic.unfortunately i ended up going home with stupid wench again. also, in a drunken stupor i forgot to give my mate his change back after a round, so i effectively confiscated his six year old son's toothfairy money. WIN-WIN
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08-01-2010, 08:04 AM
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Formerly E. Yomoma
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1) Frozen pizza is also the devil. Apparently I cooked one at about 6 this morning. Half of it was smeared across my duvet/face when I woke up, the rest of it is burned to a fucking crisp on the cooker.
2) A beautiful scene. Apart from the no tits bit. A similar thing happened to me last night. The fat ugly barmaid from thursday that I remember being a cock to blatantly did remember me. When approaching the bar I got a smile and a "Guinness is it?". That made me feel far worse about being a douchebag. Evil bitch  3) I approve of anything that deprives children of enjoyment. Good man! 4) In sad news, I got cockblocked last night. My usual lechery directed at mates sisters was reciprocated to a rather enjoyable degree. There was much flirty nonsense, much laughing at my jokes that werent funny, much blatant drooling into the breasty area whilst seated and also some faux salsa dancing in a fucking rock club at about 3am, which was wierd, but anyway. Aforementioned cockblocking occurred due to the interference of mates sisters fat fucking friend. The bitch took a liking to me and would not fuck off despite it being obvious that I was trying my luck elsewhere. Everytime things were going in my favour she'd lumber over and start fucking joining in like it was cool. It was not cool. Long story short, fat friend gets falling down/dribbling on my shoulder drunk and mates sister has to take it home, thus my style was cramped and one shall have to wait for next week to try again. 5) Fucking hangover from hell, dude. Seriously.
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08-01-2010, 08:56 AM
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1) success!!! i'll admit i've eaten more of that garbage than usual lately. oh, the shame!
2) haha, more success  3) thank you 4) that is awful news. a jihad on fat chicks! 5) i hear that. feeling a bit awful myself. very much looking forward to getting past this awfulness.
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08-01-2010, 12:28 PM
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Formerly E. Yomoma
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5) Word. Worst one I've had in quite the while. My resolve to be awesome has completely fucking evaporated. Best course of action: to bed to try and feel normal by tommorow.
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08-01-2010, 11:37 PM
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hello, i am writing to you from one hour into the future. also, it's tomorrow. agony has receeded. this might just be the most wonderful monday ever.
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08-02-2010, 05:58 AM
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it turned out to be a quite boring monday after all. not too much weekend-related pain, but boredom kills more cops than bullets and booze. prop joe in the wire said so.
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